I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.
said Faramir to Denethor apparently
One time I had grabbed the wrong shaker and ended up putting sugar on my french friend and wow I thought the power puff girls were the best accidental miracle no it’s sugar n french friends this was so delicious
It has come to my attention that I typed “french friend” instead of “french fries”
I did not eat my french friend.
Oh, bummer. I was sure your French friend would’ve been super happy.
Thor (2011) → Thor: The Dark World (2013)
"I’m against feminism but I think women should be equal to men"
the lady on the news just said two brothers in their mid thirties in my area were recently arrested for multiple counts of murder and 9 years of credit card fraud and i think we all know whats really going on here
waiting for the gif
I don’t know what’s really going on here. What’s really going on here??
well to summarize…
Friendly reminder that both of these axe-wielding queens of everything fought like hell to save their little brothers and both had to leave them behind in show!canon (◕ ‿ ◕ ✿)
me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready
I need you to set me up for a joke. Later, when Monica’s around, ask me about fire trucks.
Disney Princesses as sloths.
"You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn’t stop to think if you should".