glorianas:

jesus didn’t die so your endgame for asoiaf is that jon and daenerys get the iron throne

alifechasingghosts:

fandomblogger:

alifechasingghosts:

Today in French class we were learning about foods so we set up a market with cut out pictures of cheese and milk and cakes and when I ran out of money I stole a loaf of bread and my teacher just laughed and told me I was going to jail for 19 years

did your whole class die then

None of them got the joke so no, the insolent fucks did not have the courtesy to die

I was disappointed 

sadfag420:

communismkills:

trueemergence:

omg damn

IS THIS REAL.

Yet people still gonna act like the iphone is the best damn smartphone to grace this earth

tierdropp:

lightspeedsound:

all-the-fangirl-feels:

#remember how this movie took female stereotypes and crushed them into a million pieces

casual reminder that Elle Woods scored a 179 on the LSAT, which is one point shy of a perfect score.

Casual reminder that Whatshisface here had family connections and was a legacy and shit, whereas Elle Woods came out of nowhere.

casual reminder that Elle Woods actually had an amazing background in real life issues that people dismissed as unimportant but managed to not only learn the law, but learned how to apply the law.

Casual reminder that Elle Woods used her lawyer skills to save a woman from an abusive relationship and also save another woman from trumped up murder charges and basically what I’m saying is you go, girl, go get ‘em Elle Woods, thank you for this movie.

Elle Woods give me strength

goddamnitriot:

diendane:

I thought this was a latte.

it is a catte.

goddamnitriot:

diendane:

I thought this was a latte.

it is a catte.

this might not be the best idea

jamesandlilys:

IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YOU REMEMBER THAT FRANK AND ALICE LONGBOTTOM ONLY GOT TO SPEND ONE SHORT YEAR WITH THEIR INFANT SON BEFORE THEY WERE TORTURED INTO INSANITY AND NOW THEY WILL NEVER EVER GET TO TELL HIM THAT THEY LOVE HIM AND THEY’RE PROUD OF HIM OR DO ANYTHING A NORMAL PARENT WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO DO AND THAT BREAKS MY HEART

taylor-sea:

The progression of video games in a few decades.

lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

not-100percent-a-dick:

bythepowercosmic:

Finally! Deadpool To Hit Theaters In 2016

Just a few hours after star Ryan Reynolds opened up about the reaction to the Deadpool leaked footage, 20th Century Fox has announced they are moving forward with the film and given it a February 12, 2016 release date, just three months before the upcoming X-Men: Apocalypse. Ryan Reynolds is expected to star with director Tim Miller at the helm and a script by Zombieland writers Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick.


HOLY SHIT

not-100percent-a-dick:

bythepowercosmic:

Finally! Deadpool To Hit Theaters In 2016

Just a few hours after star Ryan Reynolds opened up about the reaction to the Deadpool leaked footage, 20th Century Fox has announced they are moving forward with the film and given it a February 12, 2016 release date, just three months before the upcoming X-Men: Apocalypse. Ryan Reynolds is expected to star with director Tim Miller at the helm and a script by Zombieland writers Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick.

HOLY SHIT