battleofivearmies:

internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

said Faramir to Denethor apparently

theoryofboredom:

disgustingpiggy:

vulpeculaa:

disgustingpiggy:

One time I had grabbed the wrong shaker and ended up putting sugar on my french friend and wow I thought the power puff girls were the best accidental miracle no it’s sugar n french friends this was so delicious

what

It has come to my attention that I typed “french friend” instead of “french fries”

I did not eat my french friend.

Oh, bummer. I was sure your French friend would’ve been super happy.

Thor (2011) Thor: The Dark World (2013)

piplump:

"I’m against feminism but I think women should be equal to men"

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  • Comic Con: knock knock
  • Me: who's there
  • Comic Con: not you lol

friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:

spinningyarns:

palavra-valise:

friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:

the lady on the news just said two brothers in their mid thirties in my area were recently arrested for multiple counts of murder and 9 years of credit card fraud and i think we all know whats really going on here

waiting for the gif

I don’t know what’s really going on here. What’s really going on here??

well to summarize… 

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Friendly reminder that both of these axe-wielding queens of everything fought like hell to save their little brothers and both had to leave them behind in show!canon ( ‿  )

helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

I need you to set me up for a joke. Later, when Monica’s around, ask me about fire trucks.

cryingneedforthat:

wall-to-wall-shezza:

captainemmaday:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not?

"You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn’t stop to think if you should".

POR WHY